bumwoe

the woe of bums

"Yo man I got some bad bumwoe, I just wish I was classy like those winos."

by not kevin le March 23, 2009

Bumwee

An uncontrollable urge to shit in a flowing motion, Starting off as a stomach churning, gut renching feeling that is rapidly followed by a run to the nearest Restroom where severe sweating and panic ensues as the uncontrollable flow of BUMWEE pours out of your ass. After this painful experiance the Sting of the ring of fire is the reminder of what you have just experianced, other than the Pebble dashed pan you leave behind.

"Ah mate, I've just had the worst BUMWEE ever, proper pouring out!!"

by Expat Saudi Bumwees!! October 1, 2009

bumwee

The liquid which appears during toilet backwash. Carries with it an awful and awesome smell that can eliminate a grown man. Can often be placed into normal conversation to add hilarity unknown to bystanders.

Tramp: "Can I have a wee bite o yer sandwich?"
Lewis: "Yeah, it's a bit bumwee though. Thats a nice bumwee you've got."
Tramp: "Is yer friend takin' the piss?"

Also

"My GOD! It smells like bumwee in here! The smell is like getting hit in the face. WITH A SHIT!"

by Farg_Meh October 9, 2006

bumhoel

Bumhoel-a word used to describe your big brother when he's being silly or making fun of you or your spelling.

Little sister -Hey howa are you ?
Big brother -"howa" ? haaaa lmao you can't spell you loser !
Little sister -Oh shut it you bumhoel ! :)

Result - argument won !

by terry26 February 7, 2010

Bumwreck

Being violently penetrated in the anus so many times where the anus has literally become a "bumwreck". It can also be referred to someone who has taken excessive anal penetration/beating.

You're such a fucking bumwreck

by Expedion August 10, 2013

Bumweed

crappy marijuana. aka schwag. ditchweed.

That dude told me this was kind bud, but it's bumweed.

by paperboy May 22, 2005

bumwee

Poo so runny it is basically wee coming out of your bum

I had a bit of bumwee after that curry last night.

by julio! April 27, 2008