bumper balls
A vehicle accessory for those who lack a pair of their own, consisting of a rubber scrotum and testes dangling from the underside of their bumper, trailer hitch, rear axle, etc.
bumper balls by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008
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bumper balls
Imitation Bull's balls made of plastic or metalwhich are hung from the rear bumper of pick up truck or sport utility vehicles.
bumper balls by bumperman March 21, 2005
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Bumper Balls
Noun. A term used to describe the act of two men having double penetration sex with a woman, whereas each man has at least a 12 inch penis, and are standing. With each thrust, the men's testicles are repeatedly hitting each other, making a thumping sound. Commonly causes Sticky Bumper Balls.
Guy1: "Your mother likes bumper balls, doesn't she?"
Guy2: "How'd you know?"
Guy1: "Nick and I were not at your house to watch the dog."
Guy2: "How'd you know?"
Guy1: "Nick and I were not at your house to watch the dog."
Bumper Balls by MarkBolo February 7, 2007
BALL BUMPER
BALL BUMPER by gregory5579 February 13, 2012
ball bumper
ball bumper by gregory5579 July 10, 2006
bumperballed
bumperballed by CoOl DaDdy PiMp MaStEr April 22, 2006
BumperBalls
When two men are having intercourse with the same woman, one man is in the Vagina, and the other in the anus. While they are thrusting their hips, their balls hit or rub against each others.
Boy1: Bro, what happened last night?
Boy2: I don't know?
Girl1: I'll give you boys A hint, you two played BumperBalls on me all last night.
Boy2: I don't know?
Girl1: I'll give you boys A hint, you two played BumperBalls on me all last night.
BumperBalls by OfficerChip November 21, 2011
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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