budget lesbian 

a woman who says she's bisexual yet only dates women

John: Ever wonder why Lily only dates women when she's bi?
Kyle: That's because she's a budget lesbian.

budget lesbian by PropertyofTimotheeChalamet March 2, 2023

budget lesbian 

when a non-binary person only dates girls and plays yume nikki 24/7

Bread: dude, poku is so cool and all, but how come they not like men like me??
Lucy: cause they are a budget lesbian obviously you douchebag

budget lesbian by Toastguy999 February 22, 2025

Lesbian Budget 

The way you have to live when you have lesbian expenses. There is certain items you have to keep your finances in check for. Lesbians have either lots of cosmetics to buy or lots of flannel shirts to buy.

"Judi, do you have time to drive me to Castle Superstore and get more lube & toys?"

"Trudi, You really need to get yourself on a lesbian budget and buy a car instead of spending all your money on those dildos. You need to plan for those necessities!"

Lesbian Budget by Medusa09 February 17, 2009