budget lesbian

a woman who says she's bisexual yet only dates women

John: Ever wonder why Lily only dates women when she's bi?
Kyle: That's because she's a budget lesbian.

budget lesbian by PropertyofTimotheeChalamet March 2, 2023

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budget lesbian

when a non-binary person only dates girls and plays yume nikki 24/7

Bread: dude, poku is so cool and all, but how come they not like men like me??
Lucy: cause they are a budget lesbian obviously you douchebag

budget lesbian by Toastguy999 February 22, 2025

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budget lesbian • Lesbian Budget • budget • Budget Cut • budget baller • budget cunt • Budget-O's • budget abortion • budget-ass • budget assassination

Lesbian Budget

The way you have to live when you have lesbian expenses. There is certain items you have to keep your finances in check for. Lesbians have either lots of cosmetics to buy or lots of flannel shirts to buy.

"Judi, do you have time to drive me to Castle Superstore and get more lube & toys?"

"Trudi, You really need to get yourself on a lesbian budget and buy a car instead of spending all your money on those dildos. You need to plan for those necessities!"

Lesbian Budget by Medusa09 February 17, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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