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Buddy Syndrome 

The phenomenon where some men between the ages of 20-35 only ever refer to people they're talking about as "my buddy" despite usually being nothing more than a vague acquaintance with them. Typically when you become aware of a friend or family member doing this, it's becomes very hard to ignore. The guys who do this are generally the dude bros after college, or that didn't go to college in the first place.
"I don't think I've ever heard Dave refer to any of his friends by name, for all we know, it's the same guy. I guess he's got a bad case of Buddy syndrome"
Buddy Syndrome by Baron Von Coque August 14, 2015
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Fuck Buddy Syndrome 

The feelings of intimate, romantic attachment and closeness at least one of the two fuck buddies tend to usually develop.
Bob: Did you hear? Jafaar and Jasmine are fuck buddies now!
Obama: Yeah, I did! The lucky bastard, Jasmine is a fine piece of ass. Whatever, it won't last. Jasmine'll fuck anything that moves and Jafaar is way too clingy. He'll get Fuck Buddy Syndrome soon enough and she'll kick his ass the curb.
Bob: Too true. I hope Jafaar doesn't have any STDs because I'm planning on being next in line.

The Buddy Syndrome 

When a certain someone keeps getting rejected
-Yo man it's been your third time being rejected.

-I know man I think I have the buddy syndrome.

Butt Buddy Withdrawal Syndrome (BBWS) 

A sickness that occurs when one is apart from their butt buddy for more than three months. Symptoms include but are not limited to depression, tears, anger, nausea, insomnia, and explosive diarrhea.
Oh man, I haven't seen Sam in a while, I think I'm developing Butt Buddy Withdrawal Syndrome (BBWS), cause I blew up my toilet the other day

Al Bundy Syndrome 

A syndrome in which someone constantly relives that one special moment that happened in high school....over and over again....a la Al Bundy.
Betty is always talking about how she wore a size 2 in high school, now her ass is as big as a house! That bitch has Al Bundy Syndrome.
Al Bundy Syndrome by shandahawk October 17, 2008

Ted Bundy Syndrome

A condition in which a ridiculously good-looking guy you're dating is initially charming then you realize not only is he a complete douchebag, but he most likely will bludgeon you to death with a Louisville Slugger while you sleep
You:"Quinn your new boyfriend is soooooo hot and gregarious"
Quinn: "I'm dumping him, he killed my kitten with a chainsaw I suspect he suffers from Ted Bundy Syndrome"
Ted Bundy Syndrome by DeliaDL October 5, 2011

Al Bundy Syndrome 

2) The effect on a guy after his wife has spent every last cent on what ever she wants leaving him to eat dog shit for weeks.
That guy has been eating dog shit for weeks, yep, it's the Al Bundy Syndrome but his wife has nice shoes!