brush the cat

When Angela masturbates

I can't go out Thursday because I have to brush the cat.

by BrushTheCat May 18, 2016

Brush my cat

Grooming your pubic hair; commonly referring to a woman’s pubic hair.

“I gotta go brush my cat for my date later tonight. If you know what I mean.”

by Persefor. DickBaiter July 27, 2019