brubes

Facial hair that hangs from the chin in a greasy, stringy way which is reminiscent of scrotal hair.

Tom thinks he has a full grown king beard. Sure he may be growing it out but it is not filling in. We better advise him of his brubes.

by Sancho Panda November 29, 2011

Brube

1) A thick bush of brown pubic hair on an old man that has been stained white through the years of excessive and successful masturbation/procrasturbation.

2) One with a god bestowed gift of thick, bountiful, plunderful, and wonderful pubic hairs.

3) One where the penis can not be found beneath the white forest of brubic hair.

1. "Dude, my brube is getting caught in my zipper!"

2. "Dude, my brube is breaking all my razors...."

3. "DUDE! MY BRUBE IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!"

by FantasticFourIncher December 22, 2011

Brubed

To get hit up with some knowledge unexpectingly, on any random topic.

I was talking about Nascar, and Mr. Johnson came up from behind me and brubed me by stating the average crash per race statistic off the top of his head.

by Taylor Kozusko February 27, 2008

brubes

Having Brown Pubic Hairs.

Gayle: Brittany, do you have brubes?
Brittany: YES! I am brown down there!

by gaylepwns March 03, 2007

BRUBING

When you rub you balls on some one

My girl brought her friend over, and it turned into a brub fest.

Brubing- When your scrotum is smothered intentionally on another person.

by LHSmooth April 14, 2018

Brube

A 6 foot 11 saint like figure that is build like a fully grown silverback gorilla and as wise as a spirit realm Master Oogway.

"It is truly incredible how Brube manages to stay so lean and muscular while also being well read and correct at every topic"

by Brube Fan May 30, 2022