brownze 

A portmanteau of the terms "brown" (in this case meaning "shit") and "bronze" (the medal normally given for third place in major competitions).
1. (noun) A terrible situation that has reached its apex, its summit, its outlier, but in a more user friendly context. It is primarily used in situations that can be best described as significantly higher than shitty.
2. (adjective, interjection) A feeling of disillusionment after a failure or undesired outcome; can be used as an exclamatory declaration.
3. (noun) A fictional award given to one's self after experiencing failure, heartbreak, or any general emotional setback, akin to receiving the shit end of the stick.

"This situation is complete brownze."
"Oh, brownze...."
"I always try my best, but I keep getting the brownze when all is said and done."

brownze by cdizzub August 7, 2016

Hash brownie 

Brownie infused with cannabis.

I'm so high on hash brownies.

Hash brownie by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

Bronze Rage Syndrome 

Bronze Rage Syndrome, also known as B.R.S., is a condition that is prevalent in the League of Legends community. Although its nomenclature is derived from the high concentrations of this affliction observed primarily in low ranked play, this disease is indiscriminate in its vector of infection. Victims of this terrible disease display decreased cognitive function, often causing them to walk into enemy towers and fountain as well as dying to enemy forces in strangely creative ways. In addition to this, they adopt a speech impediment similar to that observed in people suffering from Wernicke's aphasia. Unable to form cohesive speech, and reciting only profanity, all attempts at communication with them are in futility. This disease is mildly contagious and is often seen as related to group retardation, however, such claims are currently being researched and are as such, unproven. In extreme cases, the infected are beyond help, degenerating into a state of mindless rage. At this point, the only humane option left is but to euthanize these pitiful creatures, releasing them from their miserable existence.

Player 1: "FUK sdhit you fucking noob fuck fedr nob bich"

Player 2: "It appears that our ally has fallen to bronze rage syndrome, he should seek immediate medical attention."

Player 1: "Reterd, ur mom needs to seek immedite medical atention"

Player 1: "From my cok LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11!!!1one!oneone"

Player 2: "This poor soul, such a sad and wretched existence, it would be best to put him out of his misery at once."

Bronze Rage Syndrome by Dr. Aven November 25, 2014

mark ass brownie 

What Will Smith wants for YouTube Rewind

“I would want Fortnite and mark ass brownie

mark ass brownie by mark ass brownie January 4, 2019

Antonio browned 

The act of getting Spartan kicked or drop kicked by someone to the ground at full force.

Bob: this girls tits were popping out of class today bro!
Max: pics or it didn't happen
Bob: If I took a picture she would've Antonio browned me!

Antonio browned by Saints4life September 8, 2014

The Bronze Jade 

Famous Basketball Player of the Los Angeles Lakers with a net worth of 1 Billion as of 2022

“This place is called the Bronze Jade Art Gallery” Cordelia continued.

The Bronze Jade by Maelae August 20, 2022

brownie toss 

The act of throwing a poop towards an unsuspecting victim and yelling "catch!!" as the turd is close, with the goal being for the victim to catch it before they realize what it is.

"Why can't you come out tonight?"
"I brownie tossed my sister and got dookie on her new dress....it was awesome!"
poop dookie joke prank

brownie toss by Flerpyderpypie October 14, 2015