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brodywank 

To masturbate awkwardly and shamefully while your spouse or significant other sits uncomfortably and watches.
We haven't had sex in months. I feel terrible, but he'll only brodywank.

He's got a huge dick, but that brodywanker will only brodywank!

Ann and Mittchell only engaged in brodywanking prior to marriage, in order to remain pure.
brodywank by pupin_the_turd October 16, 2012
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His power is maximum
If you were a superhero, who would you be?

broly from Dragonball Z. His power is maximum
broly by Staar June 24, 2007

Super Mario Bros. 2 

Super Mario Bros. 2 is a platform game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System. The game was first released in North America in October 1988, and in the PAL region the following year. Super Mario Bros. 2 has been remade or re-released for several video game consoles.
Produced by Shigeru Miyamoto, this game is widely regarded as the greatest video game of all time, winning game of the year every single year since its release.
Person 1: Which game won game of the year this year?
Dunkey: SUPER MARIO BROS. 2 BAYBEE
Super Mario Bros. 2 by mailiam44 January 11, 2019

Fine Bros 

A pair of male, spacey-eyed, delusional beings (of questionable Homo Sapiens lineage) known for greedy ad revenue grabbing, failed attempts at global domination, unblinking lack of introspection, and enthusiasm for a "community" locked down by over-reaching trademark claims.
Check out the ironic audacity and malformed heads on these Fine Bros!
Fine Bros by deftpink October 6, 2016

no jam bros 

the no jam bros are jeongyeon and chaeyoung of a popular korean girlgroup, TWICE. they save ugly photos of the other members on their phones, and love to troll nayeon. they are the most dorkiest, most coolest duo in the girlgroup. i don't make rules here.
- no jam bros are life
- yeah, they're the best

bros before hoes 

men always back other men.
bros before hoes:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
bros before hoes by kleptooo November 4, 2011