bromono

a kimono worn by a bro

"Did you see that thing Chad was struttin around in today?"
"Yeah, he's really rockin' that bromono."

by immortaljellie July 19, 2012

bromano

A mix between the words hermano (spanish word for brother) and brother.

Jim: hey whats up my bromano?
Tim: Not much my bromano. You?...

by bloodmoon15 October 7, 2009

brobono

probono work or labor that is consented through the awkward expectations of being a close friend.

Daryl: "Yo! you finally dropped some trax kid?"
Alvin: "Hell yeah foo! Dropped them yesterday in Jan's studio!"
Daryl: "SHEEET! How much dat nigga charge you?"
Alvin: "This shit was brobono son!"

by Oral Bee June 7, 2007

Bromoon

A fantastic get-away with a dear friend; like a time-space continium between two Bro's where the Universe unfolds a myriad of awesomeness during their moments spent together celebrating ultimate friendship!

Dude....Wow! This is so freakin amazing! Could this vacay and day get any better!?!?! Thanks for sharing this Bromoon with me, man!!!

by JdotFlorida July 20, 2016

Bromosome

Bromosomes are like regular chromosomes; strands of DNA, but that contains genes that determine your broism. Depending on theses genes, you are either a bro or a broser.

Doctor Broski: I'm sorry Mark, your bromosomes tell us that you are a tool.

Mark: Is there any cure?

Doctor Broski: No, I'm afraid you're going to be like this the rest of you life.

by Glowackattack August 19, 2009

broconomy

The vast, unofficial economy that exists between bros, buddies, acquaintances, and sometimes even complete strangers. It consists of favors, trades, promises, IOU's, and similar exchanges of goods and/or services. Without it, the world as we know it would collapse into madness and disorder.

Mike brought a case of beer for poker night at Joe's house because Joe had driven him home from a party the other night. They had unknowingly just participated in the broconomy.

by TheTimmeh January 8, 2009

Bromon

The rare subculture of the religious group related to Mormonism in which an individual has personal or fashion characteristics that reflect the bro culture while still adhering to the moral guidelines of the Mormon faith. Essentially they are comprised of one part bro, one part Mormon, and are confined to the state of Utah. Unlike the typical All American bro that solely feeds off of protein shakes, Natty Ice, and Chipotle, the bromon still adheres to the, "Word of Wisdom" meaning they abstain from consuming alcohol, tea, and anything else that the devil has tainted. Following the Mormon opposition of tattoos a true Bromon will not bear the common tribal insignia or crucifix tattoos of a bro, therefore making it at times more difficult to identify them. Bromons, similar to bros, spend a female amount of money on their cloths, making it so that they can be spotted by their dress: hats worn at an angle, no fear or Tapout shirts (with or without sleeves), shorts to provide a reason for leg days, and long socks that have the Nike logs that matches the color of another article of clothing. Common to other bros the Bromon will not pass up the chance to check himself out on any shiny surface, and will naturally flex in front of any mirror. Essentially they are all that is a bro except they slay bible versus instead of beer and chicks.

Beer me that Bible, I'm going to go chillax with those Bromons after I pound some bible versus.

by JBell237 July 23, 2015