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true bros. the bros within a group of bros. brobis like to do shenanigans on the weekends and get brussy (pussy). Broad Bread (road head) enough said.
This weekend I'm gonna hang out with my brobis and have some fun doing shenanigans.

Instead of hanging with my ho-bi, I am going to honor the Golden Brobi Rule and hang with my brobis.

The Brobi creators are Snarf Bro, Big Fin, Dan the Man, and Project P.
brobis by Brobi Snarf February 23, 2011
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Bros doing buisiness, also known as Brobis. Brobis refers to a genre of reality television in which the primary focus is on a dudebro or group of dudebrodies taking part in some out of the ordinary vocational activity.
We spent all Saturday morning watching Destination Truth, our favorite Brobis show besides Ghost Adventures.
Brobis by Shademonger September 29, 2012
Related Words
brobis • bro biscuit • bobis • brodis • brosis • Bobism • Brobes • brobie • broism • boobism
1.) A millennial buffoon;

2.) Obnoxious; Ostentatious;

3.) Thread killer; “My thread in the forum was getting some great responses, but then some attention seeking asshole shit on it and caused it to be shut down.”
Dude, my thread in the forum was a big hit, but then it got Brobs’ed
Brobs by IconoclasticBasterds May 10, 2021

Bromiscuous 

The phenomenon of too many dudes hanging out at a social gathering, especially one in which alcohol is consumed in large quantities, without the presense of any chicks; drunk dudes at a sausagefest who start to blurr the lines between just being a "bro" and taking it a borderline homosexual level that starts to get weird
Mark: Dude, were you at Joe's party last weekend?

Neil: Yeah man. It was just Joe and all his weird friends from high school. They were starting to get a little bromiscuous man.

Mark: Like what?

Neil: It started out with some beer pong victory dance they were doing... and then Garrett licked Joe's nipple

Mark: ... thats pretty bromiscuous
Bromiscuous by PatchesMcBalls December 11, 2010
Another awesome "How I Met Your Mother" invention like Barney's "Playbook" for example.

Bib is basically a piece of clothing that is used to protect your clothes from getting stained while eating. Think of it like an apron, but much smaller. It can also be made of plastic.

Brobibs is an idea that Barney "Mr. Awesome" Stinson came up with, after he lost his beloved red tie "Cornelius" by spilling ketch-up on it while eating at the MacLaren's pub.

Barney decided to make brobibs as a consequence of the unfortunate tragedy mentioned above, which would not only protect one's beloved clothing, but also bring about a new lifestyle and fashion.
I got new brobibs today. They are Legen, wait for it... DARY!

Studies show that 83% of awesome people wear brobibs.

Ted, Suit up! Also wear the brobibs I got you.

Person: "You can't pick up girls wearing brobibs."
Me: Challenge accepted!

Me: Picks up 59 girls in a week wearing brobibs. True Story
brobibs by nikshiv January 28, 2013
A lesbian bro. Mostly seen in flip flops, Abercombie, Hollister, polos, plaid shorts or cargo shorts. If she has long hair, it's usually slicked back in a tight ponytail paired with a headband/bandana. Can be seen at parties, sometimes in only a sports bra and jeans, doing kegstands, playing flip cup and/or funneling. Usually, as interesting as talking to a beige wall. Also see bro.
Girl #1: "Where are all the cute girls?"
Girl #2: "Clearly, not here. I swear, if one more brobian tells me about her flip cup tourney.."
Girl #1: "Yeah, not enough plaid shorts or polos in here."
Brobian by teamxup October 27, 2010

Brobesity 

When you and your bros decide to become obese together.
Cashier: welcome to Mcdonalds. How may I help you.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.
Brobesity by Fatty69696969 August 14, 2012
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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