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Brick Oven 

n. A place in a small town that redneck losers can hang out, eat themselves sick, check out the hot waitresses they stand no chance with and leave a crappy ass cheap tips when they are finished.
Hey, Bubba, I'm bout flat broke but I hear tell that new place on the corner's a real Brick Oven.
Brick Oven by Mama Roberts August 14, 2008

Brick oven 

Someone who cannot catch a ball to save his/her life but is still hot as fuck anyway.
*(Billy doesn’t catch ball)* “Billy is such a brick oven. He should just die, but he’s cute so never mind. No homo!”
Brick oven by Chip-skylark June 15, 2018

Brick Oven Burrito

Its where you put Shit inside a condom, put it on your Dick and have intercourse with a girl.
I was giving it to a girl when she said, "that feels awkward..what is that" pulled it out-"you just got the brick oven burrito"

brick oven bitch 

a girl that is a huge cunt & is as brown as a staten island dego bitch.
brick oven cuz it looks like they had just came out of hitlers oven. Bitch because, hey, thats what they are.
The girl was straight up a brick oven bitch. Man she was a dirty bitch
brick oven bitch by Mikethejew August 11, 2004