Almost the entire opposite to a fuckboy. This specimen lives entirely from the boys, and devotes their life to putting smiles on their friends faces, through particular acts such as shoey’s, rhinos and getting naked. The vocabulary of the breather isn’t extensive, it centralises around phrases such as “don’t dog the boys”, “yeah the boys” and “sup bro” accompanied with a head raise. Their particular way of life focusing on impressing other males, is usually used to mask feelings of inadequacy towards woman, this usually stems from a high school relationship that went sour because the breather decided to make themselves emotionally vulnerable (it won’t happen again, fuck you Stacey). Well the breather feels most comfortable sinking wets in an apartment in New Zealand funded through an extensive student loan, they are actually in Wellington, Dunedin ect…to go to University. They struggle to sit in a lecture theatre for more than 30 minutes, without retreating to the toilets to rail a line of pingers (which is most likely laundry powder), and due to this have already cost their upper middle class family over $2000 dollars in failed commerce papers. They will most likely be found wearing Huffer attire, and a Rodd & Gunn hat roaming the streets of a New Zealand city hungover on a Monday.
Girl 1 - "Did you finally talk to big Jock last night? He was looking pretty cute !"
Girl 2 - "No he was to busy doing a rhino, and stealing darts of Catelyn"
Girl 1 - "Oh, that sucks, I didn't know he was such a breather"
Girl 2 - "No he was to busy doing a rhino, and stealing darts of Catelyn"
Girl 1 - "Oh, that sucks, I didn't know he was such a breather"
by Breathersaurus September 13, 2018
A person who makes no earthly contribution to life. They stand, sit or lay around doing nothing except putting down others that have done something in life. They take up too much oxygen breathing my air.
Man, Rick talks about everybody and has not done anything in life worth a hill a beans - he is such a breather.
by Kathylu May 26, 2010
An unusually large bowel movement; so large part of it extends beyond the surface of water in the toilet bowl. Feces in this situation is said to be "breathing" or a "breather" as it appears to be coming up for air.
by AaronLPeterson January 23, 2009
Usually some guy who smashes Waikatos with some weird ass name. Lives and breathes the boys. Uses local slang like "Chur" and "safe". Thinks everything is grouse. Out the gate music taste but people don't seem to mind Hard bass. Joyful.
by Breatheren March 23, 2020
To call someone inadequate or ugly. Originating from the phrase "Geox the shoes that breath". Commonly used as an insult.
by eat628 October 30, 2012
Breathers are those annoying non smoking or ex smokers that have to bitch about everything and everyone that smokes, where they smoke, when they smoke, and how they are affecting their health. Boo Hoo
Those breathers over there are giving us a dirty look for smoking.
If those breathers wave their hand at my smoke one more time there is going to be some toe meeting some teeth.
If those breathers wave their hand at my smoke one more time there is going to be some toe meeting some teeth.
by D. Kulma October 8, 2007
Name given to group of University boys in New Zealand who smash caps, darts, billy mavs, dnb and AC's
by taking grandads tabs June 1, 2019