Breakfast Meat

To wake up sporting morning wood in all its rigid glory.

Carl woke up sporting Breakfast Meat. Not wanting to let something that rigid go to waste, he gave it a good wanking before busting a nut and hitting the shower.

Breakfast Meat by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

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Breakfast Meat

Blowjobs in the morning that feel heavenly.

Yo, I woke up to Janice enjoying her breakfast meat, and man it was amazing!

Breakfast Meat by NoArmsSally March 21, 2016

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breakfast meat

Your chubby, when your girl finishes it off first thing in the morning. Also known as an alarm cock when you get her started before she wakes.

"Hey, you were late to the meeting this morning."
"Yeah, had to finish serving up some breakfast meat."
"Sausage?!?"
"Damn straight!"

breakfast meat by t8d February 6, 2007

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026