Breakfast in bed

Morning after pill

Freddie: I think I may have jizzed in your shit last night.
Mia: Sonovabitch!
Freddie: It's cool because I made you breakfast in bed (hands morning after pill to girl)
Mia: Awww babe! Your the best!

by dnysgrl4eva June 5, 2011

Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon

Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.

by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019

Breakfast in Bed

The delicious scrambled eggs you wake up to after using egg whites as lube.

Following a passionate and well lubricated night, Tom was looking forward to having breakfast in bed.

by ilovemycremasterfascia January 20, 2012

Breakfast in Bed

To defecate on another's face as they sleep.

"That breakfast in bed was served piping hot!"

by IcerX August 18, 2009

downstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with sex in the morning. Complementary to upstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.

What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with downstairs breakfast in bed that finished off with upstairs breakfast in bed.

by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017

Breakfast in bed head

(verb) The act of waking up and receiving breakfast in bed with a surprise, head. Normally you are getting head while you sleep and wake up to realize your wet dream is real.
(Great for birthday presents!)

You'll never guess what my mom gave me for my birthday this morning!...Breakfast in bed head!

by Captain Kev April 4, 2009

upstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.

What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with upstairs breakfast in bed.

by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017