dude we were trying to fuck last night but he had brad in his head and couldn't get hard
by NOFATCHICKSALLOWED July 13, 2011
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(n.) a dudebro or typical frat guy that has the following characteristics:

1. sagging khaki cargo shorts
2. two or more polo shirts, complete with popped collar(s)
3. socks & adidas sandals
4. hemp necklace
5. aluminum can of natural light

typically, this sad gentleman has terrible taste in music and listens to way too much dave matthews band while you "bro down," which he will refer to only as "dave," because clearly, they are on a first-name basis and call each other on their cell phones.
i was at a frat party last night with a bunch of slutty broads and brads.
by Samantha Sanchez November 28, 2005
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"I can't believe that reporter had to brad everything by telling us Fake Steve Jobs' real name. What a reportard."
by Jumpthesnark August 6, 2007
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a amazing boy and probably will become best friends and NEVER call him daddy they hate but on the other hand there hot and get horny alot and there best friends name usually starts with "A". hey can be big simp on there friends but they dont say it cause there shy and usually depressed. NEVER LOOSE A BRAD.
jay: bro i have a friend brad and he is better than u

kyle: uh....ok cool
by hehe.....[anna] September 8, 2020
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Cool epic sexy big cock mega evacuating machine of sex usually holding the biggest balls around
Yo badmanfam your a brad

NAH MAN PUBG CURRY WITH MY FRIENDS I LIVE IN MY CAR BRO NOT REALLY A BENZ IM NOT BROKE ONLY HERE FOR CASH IF YOU DIDNT DO YOUR IRS YOU KNOW THAT I CAN.
by Cumswallower June 2, 2021
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