1.Medievil teeth straitening devices.(also torture devices 2.For people enjoy hurting the people they kiss. 3.For people to dont like going down on guys with foreskin. you just cercomsize them with your braces. 4.For fat people. you lose so mch weight with braces cause most of the junk food you cant eat.
1.Evil dentist: you need medievil teeth strai... i mean braces.
2.*whispers to friend* hey dare me to kis that guy over there and hurt him cause i got braces....
3.**thinks to self** eww he has foreskin.. hmm iknow what to do **smiles** **braces glissen** guy: **sreams**
4. TV voice: Need to lose weight? well get braces you fatty.
2.*whispers to friend* hey dare me to kis that guy over there and hurt him cause i got braces....
3.**thinks to self** eww he has foreskin.. hmm iknow what to do **smiles** **braces glissen** guy: **sreams**
4. TV voice: Need to lose weight? well get braces you fatty.
by XxtroubledchildxX June 17, 2007
legal torture where they pull some of your teeth out so they can put the braces on earlier, shoe some little rubber rings called spacer in between your teeth, then pull those out and shove an expander in and then shove some braces on, tighten them. and hey you think its not so bad until its time for dinner and ohh the pain. your mouth hurts forever until they tighten the braces and it hurts more. then they give you rubber bands which just pop in your mouth. then they just want to ruin your social life by making you wear headgear, and their like your done after only 5 years of pain. and you are like yaaaayy but they just give you a retainer, but then 1 year later for a check-up their like you need braces again and you are ike noooooo
by cade aren December 16, 2019
by SkinheadMBTA October 19, 2003
a way for orthodontists to torture little children. they say that it will only be 2 years at the MAXIMUM, but really, they are just lying & you will have braces for 4+ years. If you are told you need braces, you may as well kill yourself now.
Bro #1: "OH. MY. GAWD. I was told I had to get braces."
Bro #2: "Woah bro, I'd just go ahead and kill yourself then go through all that torture."
Bro #2: "Woah bro, I'd just go ahead and kill yourself then go through all that torture."
by ihateorthodontists October 3, 2011
My braces hurt!"
by dentalwizard August 9, 2010
by _roflsaur_ June 10, 2006
Square, metal pieces of junk that are glued to your teeth with wires that run through them. Prevents you from making out. Cut your mouth and sometimes cause excruciating numbness or infections. Probably worth less than jeans at Hollister. Overpriced, though your insurance company would probably cover it. Despite most of the negative definitions of braces, they rock shit. It proves how rich you are. Angelina Jolie wore braces. They are also an excellent excuse generator. Not to mention how awesome they look when the moonlight reflects off them. Total leetness~!
W: Dude check out my new braces
I: zOMG metallic blue! That's epic win man
W: I know even my idol Angelina Jolie wore them! I'm only keeping them on for 1.5 years anyway!
I: How much did they cost?
W: About $42. My leet insurance company covered the rest!
N: Yo how do you like these new jeans I got from Hollister? They were only $79, clearance sale~
I: zOMG metallic blue! That's epic win man
W: I know even my idol Angelina Jolie wore them! I'm only keeping them on for 1.5 years anyway!
I: How much did they cost?
W: About $42. My leet insurance company covered the rest!
N: Yo how do you like these new jeans I got from Hollister? They were only $79, clearance sale~
by MudkipShiz July 17, 2009