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bozo filter 

A mythical device which would, in theory, be able to identify fools and prevent them from calling/annoying/talking to you. Impossible to implement because fools are so ingenious.
Man that guy is such an idiot. I wish I had a bozo filter.
bozo filter by pur1337 October 8, 2003

bozo filter 

A popular filter that Something Awful needs to install on their forums; it blocks bozos.
Ah, we can only hope...
bozo filter by Kenthar October 12, 2003

bozo filter 

Filter included in all televisions, computers, and other communication devices to keep clowns and other "entertaining" fools from telling you about all of the world's conspiracies and secrets.
Man, we'd find Bigfoot if it weren't for those damn Bozo Filters
bozo filter by Anonymous October 9, 2003

bozo filter 

a desirable but non existant device that would automatically exclude from the network, anyone known to do things that lead to problems
He would still be to cheap to afford a bozo filter if it existed.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026