The act of contorting one's long skinny, male member into the shape of a bowtie in many twists and knots until it is throbbing.
Yo dog she funna give me a Throbbing English Bowtie
by STP Hansel March 6, 2006
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A variation of the standard Cincinnati Bowtie, with IcyHot placed on the balls prior to the bowtie-ing, so she feels like her chest is on fire.
In the world of awkward sex, the Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant has to be up there with the most awkward.
by Spartacus Sanchez October 14, 2008
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An article of clothing someone wears around their neck in a buttoned up shirt, used to wipe the sides of their mouths after performing oral sex on another person
After he sucked that cock he used his bowtie to clean his mouth with.
by Real14yall June 6, 2018
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When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning
Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.
by ReddietoExplore April 18, 2022
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British Bowtie n.: A sexual act where a woman drapes her extended labia on your neck while you eat her out
I almost threw up a little when I saw Julia could give me a British Bowtie
by Kielmog January 12, 2017
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If ur bowty ur down to handle anything uve got to at all cost
Bowden is bowty he'll fight whoever is needed
by Bowden bowty boho May 10, 2018
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Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"
by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022
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