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Bookkeeping Boss 

It’s like boss just much better, this boss can do anything and everything and has everything under control. They are prepared for anything and are the most entrepreneurial people in the world. They are cleverer than the cleverest.
The Bookkeeping Boss started a company, knew exactly how to protect the IP, knew how to pay salaries and all about the statutory deductions. Plus they knew how to prepare financial reports and comply with the companies act and all other laws and regulations. They are so cleverer.
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bookkeeping misadventure

When a business owner has shotty bookkeeping skills and claims you owe him money. This can be accidental or purposeful (most misadventures are in fact accidental)...but if done purposefully, it can be disguised as some sort of mistake. However the intention, the customer will never be fully trusting of said owner ever again.
A business owner claimed he had not received money that I gave him because he didn't write it in his book. After I showed the canceled check, he merely stated that it just wasn't in the book. This is a bookkeeping misadventure.

bookeeping

1.(v) Word used by incompetent (and typically of Mexican heritage) med-school students to describe the managing of financial records or the arrangement of literature. Often confused with bookkeeping by those who use it.
2.(v) The keeping of boo by someone, typically the Ghostbusters or Michael J. Fox.
1. Man1: "Spell bookkeeping."
Man2: "B.o.o.k.e.e.p.i.n.g"

2. Man1: What are Dan Akroid and Bill Murray doing on TV with that green guy?
Man2: Bookeeping
bookeeping by Glynnjamin January 2, 2006

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026