bonsai douche 

A tree that is small, stupid and has no self worth.

You have a lot of trees in your yard. Most of them are pretty big but that one over there is nothing more then I Bonsai Douche!

bonsai douche by ducknukem2999 December 17, 2008

Bonga dong

It's uh something boys have it's a uh... Apart of the body.... So uh it's uhh 😬 😬 not gonna tell you but it's SMTH from my class

"HEY BOYS HOW LONG IS MY BONGA DONG?!"
"uhh"

Bonga dong by ∆•°R0yal witchmaster°•∆ October 28, 2021

bong-aid 

A unique beverage consisting of used bong water, several packets of kool-aid, and a large amount of sugar. Bong-aid is consumed in the belief that bong water contains at least a small amount of THC, which is quite controversial.
It should ideally appear to be more of a thin syrup than a beverage, because a large amount of sugar is neccessary to neutralize the inherently foul taste of bong water.

Mo smoked out a forest of ganji, then recycled the bong water into bong-aid.

bong-aid by Crazy Peep December 23, 2005

Death by Bonga 

An extremely painful death by the searing pain of a 12 inch schlong. Often times the victim will bleed out way before the Native Aborigines will have time to finish.

The man walked through the forest as he was ambushed by natives and the savage took the 12 inch schlong and shoved it in his bonga hole, causing his sphincter to rip and tear to cause him to bleed emmensly, which sadly ended in Death by Bonga.

Death by Bonga by GrampaChip May 20, 2018

Dashing bonsai

Bully and bossy always trying be king of the but was brutally replaced by a spinosaurus

Dashing bonsai is a furry dinosaur

Dashing bonsai by Steviethemob March 26, 2022