boner poke

When a guy gets a boner then pokes a random person (hopefully a chick) with it

"Hey did you hear about Allen?"
"No, why?"
"He's going to boner poke Elizabeth!"

by Emily Gail December 5, 2007

dink touch boner poke

The act of one man touching, trying to touch, or accidentally touching another mans gear(weener), as well as a person thats acting like an idiot.

Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!

Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!

by crazy case May 20, 2008