Bon Jovi

1) Sometimes classified as a Hair Metal group they were really just an overrated pop rock band. They rose to success in the 1980s by taking the sound of already successful, more talented acts such as Def Leppard, Motley Crue and Van Halen and pussifying it into the bland, repetitive, pop music they are known for. Were popular with young women mostly because they all just wanted to bang Jon Bon Jovi, the lead singer. Their popularity has dwindled in recent years due to the fact that their fan base is now in their 40s and no longer part of the most import demographic in terms of record sales, teenage girls. For similar bands, see Poison.

2) A bloody stool

1) Guy 1: What's the difference between Bon Jovi and the Jonas Brothers?

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: About 20 years

2) Oh man I just came back from the doctor. He gave me some pills that should prevent me from having so many Bon Jovis.

by FannyFondler July 17, 2010

Bon Jovi

a really gay singer who has no good songs and all his songs sound exactly the same.

did you hear greenday?
ya they're just like Bon Jovi.

by nativepride March 15, 2006

bon jovi

To get a blow job. Plain and simple.

That hoe gave me a Bon Jovi last night.

by Petey B October 25, 2004

bon jovi

another name for an erection. It's about time for a new word for erection.

DAMN! With all these girls in the pool, I'm getting the biggest Bon Jovi ever.

I'm getting a Bon Jovi just thinkin about that girl's angel ass.

by Sean Manning June 6, 2007

Bon Jovi

The most sucking band ever to emerge on the rock scene.
They are good at making young girls wet their pants, though, singing about i'll-die-for-you-i-will-always-love-you kind of shit. They suck even harder when they try to sound like a real rock band.

Oh, this bon jovi's faggot voice really piss me off!

by shakhan December 7, 2005

Bon Jovi

Possibly the best rock band to ever put out an entire album of power ballads (Slippery When Wet). Led by singer Jon Bon Jovi, the band is one of the few to make the transition from the 80's hair metal scene to the alternative nineties. Liked mostly by girls, and currently not cool in the public's eye, but we all know that they rocked pretty hard.

"Whoa, we're halfway there/ WhooOAA, livin' on a prayer"

by 7620 August 29, 2005

Bon Jovi

another way to say "have a nice day"

later hannah, bon jovi!

by brooke stephenson December 20, 2005