bombard with high level microwaves

This is what happens to people when you stand on a chair while wiggling your pinky at them.

Rusty the clown stood on a chair and proceeded to bombard with high level microwaves everyone who passed by. Unfortunately he did not realize that the chair seat was contaminated with uranium 235 and he died of radiation poisoning two days later.

by Alfie The Horndog August 29, 2008

Bombardeded

To interupt someone, usually in a sexual manor.

Girl- I wouldn't want to bombardeded you.
Boy- No, please bombardeded me!

by KallieM February 1, 2009

Bombarded

Meaning to spam or exessively use something on someone, be it in an annoying manner or just to gain attention.

I posted a video on YouTube that got over a million views, then i got bombarded with emails from different companies trying to sponsor me.

by GameHAX December 2, 2018

bombard

Definition:

1. To attack a place for a long time using large weapons, bombs etc.

2. To do something too often or too much, for example, criticizing or questioning someone, or giving too much information.

Hey, stop bombarding me with so many questions!

I was in action, bombarding the Normandy Coast.

Mathy bombarded her with 1000 text messages last night.

by 请关注公众号：英文口语专家 June 7, 2019

acoustic bombardment

Repeating the same song over and over at a high decibel for the purpose of torture.

Tiffany:"Did you hear what Tracy did to Will last nite?" Carrie: "No, what?" Tiffany: "Well, he is always teasing her about her taste in music, so, she playfully lured him into the bedroom and handcuff him to the bed with the intent of acoustic bombardment!" Carrie: "Shut up!" Tiffany: "Seriously! She put Ants Marching on a loop, super loud, and left him there for hours of torture!" Carrie: "Get Out!"

by inkgirl February 27, 2010

orbital bombardment

When you are having some sex and you get on the trampoline and start blasting dukes at your woman.

"Wow, Geoffery, your trampoline sure is stinky."
"Yeah, man, gave my girl some orbital bombardment last night, y'know?"
"Hell yeah, man! Up top!"
"Please leave my house now."

by Danny McWanny August 4, 2021

Textual Bombardment / Harassment.

The act when one person sends another person a series of small, meaningless (by themselves and not as a whole), pointless, annoying, gear grinding redundant messages with the purpose of conveying a message.

Person1: Hi
Person1: How
Person1: Are
Person1: You
Person2: Dude can you quit? This is Textual Bombardment / Harassment.

Pesron1: Today?
Person1: Okay.

by victicom July 14, 2015