bodil marie 

Bodil Marie is an unusual name, and is only used as a name for unusual people... Because those with the name Bodil Marie, they are special! With other words a real catch and you will be lucky just to be their friend. But just be careful, don’t ever call her Bodil... that will make her flip..

Bodil Marie can often come out as a bit shy, but when you get to know her she is quite the opposite. She is funny, and she laughs all the time! She is also remarkble beautiful, and she will decently take your breath away. Boys are crazy for her, but she is too humble to even notice their interest and she is often considered as blind in that way.

*guys staring at Bodil Marie*

Friend; oh, those guys is totally checking you up!

Bodil Marie; nah, they’re looking at you...

*guy walks over to Bodil Marie*
Guy; hey there beautiful
Bodil Marie; Miley is over there.
Guy; I wasn’t looking for Miley, I was looking for—
*phone beeps*
Bodil Marie; oh well I have to go, I hope you found whoever you’re looking for
*Bodil Marie walks away*

bodil marie by mucho love<3 October 10, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012