blumpkin pie

A continuation of a blumpkin, where directly proceeding the ordinary blumpkin, the woman eats the feces.

Refers to the feces resulting from the blumpkin.
"That bitch just loves to eat blumpkin pie."
by Mr Emachine February 16, 2005
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blumpkin pie

When, in a reversal of the normal blumpkin, a man eats out a woman while she's taking a fatty dump.
John gave Polly a blumpkin pie in exchange for the blumpkin he had received just moments earlier.
by D-squared R-squared August 21, 2009
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its like a normal blumpkin( girl sucks your dick while you are taking a dump) but with the blumpkin pie she will bend over before you cum and you put your dick in her butt and cum
everybody likes blumpkin pie at thankgiving
by bmx94 December 07, 2010
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blumpkin pie

The act of vaginal intercourse while one partner defecates. This adds on the term 'blumpkin' which is receiving oral sex while defecating and combines with pie, referring to the woman's genitals. To the humorless, this is an intentional rhyme with 'pumpkin pie'.
She snuck into the bathroom stall and gave me a taste of blumpkin pie.
by reirei_shaniqua October 16, 2010
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Receiving a blow job whilst shitting in someones mouth
Last night I hade a blumpkin pie
by schlong18 November 29, 2013
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Blumpkin Pie

The act of performing oral sex while the receptor is defecating is referred to as a blumpkin. The feces produced during this event is known as the blumpkin pie.
That blumpkin pie after Thanksgiving dinner was really delicious, I think it had some corn in it.
by Johnny Bone December 05, 2009
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The act of having a Ménage à trois while the woman is dressed as a Pilgrim or Indian Squaw. One guy is in the process of receiving a blumpkin, while the other is in the process of giving the woman a cream pie.
The first Blumpkin Pie.

While Miles Standish was in the outhouse (after the first Thanksgiving), the hot redheaded pilgrim girl started to give him a blumpkin. John Smith came by and was so aroused that he joined in and gave her a cream pie.
by Uncle Kreepy November 22, 2011
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