Gay slang meaning that you've been fucked so hard that you've been rendered disabled and now qualify for a disability parking permit or 'blue badge'.
by rambodora July 03, 2014
A "verified" user checkmark found next to the username of anyone stupid enough to give their personal information to twitter, such as a celebrity or public official, but most of the time found next to the usernames of has-been journalists and complete nobodies. The badge is named for it's blue coloration, and the fact users possessing the blue badge of faggotry tend to enjoy broadcasting their retarded, uninformed, usually left-wing leaning opinions over the virtual soapbox.
by Dr_dude April 20, 2019
get a girl to hum the blue peter theme song whilst giving you a blow job enase the phrase i got a blue peter badge last night
by michael carlo bonaccorsi July 12, 2008
A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
by Dr Form November 01, 2020