When you meet a girl that does nothing but nag, nag, nag, the type of girl who you can't get rid of.
John: Hey Carl, let's go to the club.
Carl: I can't, I got maryyounged again, she's a total cunf
when you offer to give a blowjob, but instead you bring a blowtorch and burn his dick off
Jim: Hey Mary bj?
(10 minutes later)
Jim: I'm calling the fucking cops you cunf
, blowtorching me!!!! Thats twice now!!!!