bloodfart 

The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.

Poor old Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.

bloodfart by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Bloodfart 

A fart of blood from ones anus after vigorous anal insertion

I had me a good bloodfart after dally foot blasted my ringer

Bloodfart by The real J.C March 13, 2015

Bloodfart 

The most amazing, hardcore and non existant band ever!

"Dude, did you see bloodfart last night?!" "Yeah man it was insane!"

Bloodfart by Steven Goatgaggle March 24, 2013

Bloptart

getting your dome sucked while eating a poptart

"Your mom gave me a bloptart while i was eating a cinnamon kind...my favorite."

Bloptart by spindrahNIPPLES December 30, 2009

bloosharted 

A state of flatulence in which the individual (or animal) exudes the combination of blood, fecal matter and gas.

Mary: Excuse me I need to change my dungarees.

Elphaba: Heavens! What is that ghastly odor?

Mary: Too many choco-tacos for one hot dame. *whispers* I bloosharted.

bloosharted by bungalocarl May 6, 2014

bloodfart 

1. the blood-filled, gassy result of sexual penetration during the period of menstration, usually following the 'doggie style' position
2. the bloody gas expelled from a homosexual butt penetration

Man, he sure blew a huge bloodfart after I came and pulled out of his ass.

bloodfart by weasel February 10, 2003

vaginal bloodfart 

A vaginal fart that occurs while a lady is menstruating.

A: Did you go down on her?

B: No way, she's the queen of vaginal bloodfarts.

vaginal bloodfart by mesolimbo April 15, 2005