Blind Monk 

When your sex partner is sucking you off and your dick gets the hardest possible, force it into your sex partners eyes. As he/she whelps in pain, ejaculate in their eyes making them partially blind. Once they are rolling on the floor in agony, recite bible versus to them while pouring holy water over them.

I got raped the other day and the rapist decided to suck me off. I gave him a blind monk and he didn't come back!

Blind Monk by Coldasshonkey12 February 13, 2014

The Blind Monkey 

if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass

“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey

The Blind Monkey by swagmastermf November 22, 2021

Blind Drooling Monkey

A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.

Can also be written as 🙈🤤

Aye yo Victor, have you ever tried blind drooling monkey with your girl?

Blind Drooling Monkey by HappyHippopotamus July 3, 2019

13 Spice Blend Monkey

A derogatory term used directed towards those of Indian descent due to there cultural use of spices

“Joel is a 13 spice blend monkey”

13 Spice Blend Monkey by Amorous March 22, 2022