Sirius Blackness

The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.

Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.

by yumfudge July 26, 2011

Unnecessary Blackness

a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.

Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route

Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.

Jaron: what the hell! For what?

Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.

by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 1, 2009

beatness

the state or quality of being lamentable, disfavorable, unfortunate.

"that fucking dog pissed on my tacos. beatness!"

by kagus christ October 30, 2003

blaxness

When you are married to a plumber and you indeed love him but you also know he needs to take a shower but you continue to smile.

Leslie came home and he had the blaxness look on his face

by DonutDaddy February 13, 2018

Blahness

Description of a certain situation being blah.

Bob: Dude, we have a test today!
Steve: ...blahness...

by Kurt H. November 22, 2004

Blackness monster

A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.

Swim away! It's the blackness monster.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

beaness

1. the word for a female mexican
2. the penis of a mexican.

1. "Did the beaness refill the toilet paper yet?"
2. "Did you see that beaness in the stall between us?" "dude, what are you, gay?"

by iq911506 November 9, 2010