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Going Blanford 

the process by which one removes feces with a makeshift device from an appropriate receptacle and forces it into a receptacle not suited for human waste removal
I was grateful the public bathroom had a window, otherwise I was planning on Going Blanford.
Going Blanford by Sink_Violator January 7, 2010

scranton blackfoot 

when you wake up from an evening in the hill section and your feet are covered in a combination of dirt, beer, and possibly feces from basement parties
What the hell happened to your feet?

Oh, that's just Scranton blackfoot.

nigel blackfoot 

the whitest black kid ever who is huge and has a blackbelt in karate yet is scared of little white kids. from robbinsville new jersey. also has flat feet.
person 1: hey i saw nigel blackfoot today
person 2: ooh that sucks... did he have flat feet?
person 1: yes, and hes black
person 2: whoa

blankmother 

a person who watches blankmoth and is clinically insane
"yo I heard that gift is a blankmother, that is really cool!"
blankmother by giftical September 18, 2023

Blackfoot High

1. To forcefully penetrate one's fingers into the unwilling anus of an individual of the same sex and similar age.

2. Similar to 1, but with receiver's cell phone on vibrate. After penetration, individual on giving end calls said victim's inserted phone.

Named for the act for which a handful of Blackfoot High School (Blackfoot, Idaho) athletes were accused and tried.
Dude, I heard he totally Blackfoot Highed that kid. Right on!

If you don't give me back my sandwich, I'm going to Blackfoot High you.

If you Blackfoot High me again, I'm going to go postal.

Blackfoot redneck

A Native American of the Blackfoot tribe who keeps his hair short and wears only T-shirts with no collar.

Known to have worked on the Blackberry Plantation under the hot sun.

Their motto is "Never a lie, and never give up."
My collars are not blue nor are they white, just ask uncle Heck,
Walking in the lake of fire created a Blackfoot redneck.