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Blake Webster 

Someone with a very particular set of skills he has acquired over a very long career of school skills that make him dangerous to people like you
Don't mess with Blake Webster his set of skills rival if not surpasses Liam Nesson's
Blake Webster by LiamNeson September 16, 2014

Blake Wantannabe

A very large creature who can only survive in dark rooms. He must be accompanied by a xbox one at all times or his heart will stop. He also needs a surplus of food as if his consumption rate goes below 3467 PB&J sandwiches he will shrivel and die. He's a big fuckin bitch.
Chris: "Damn ese ur big as shit."
Blake: " I know im a Blake Wantannabe"
Jayden: " Holy fuck"

Blake Wheeler 

A badass on the Boston Bruins. Scores goals and then bangs your mom. Was drafted by the Phoenix Coyotes but then gave them the finger and signed with the Bruins so he could win.
Did you see what Blake Wheeler did?

Yeah, that shit was off the fucking chain.
Blake Wheeler by FlattopFinney December 16, 2008

Blake Williams 

John, look at that Blake Williams over there

[Blake Would Go]

When a someone views a girl who is incredibly disgusting, disease ridden, and/or obese, yet they can't help but imagine the unlucky bastard that would be able to lift those fat flaps back, often after a full bottle of tequila, and please himself between those thunder thighs, with a gentle aroma of stale mustard flooding his nostrils.
"Wow, check that out. Better get me my harpoon."

"Blake Would Go."
[Blake Would Go] by Anon23466 December 9, 2008

blake watson 

Minecraft kid is a dick sucker who watches minecraft p*rn