A very large creature who can only survive in dark rooms. He must be accompanied by a xbox one at all times or his heart will stop. He also needs a surplus of food as if his consumption rate goes below 3467 PB&J sandwiches he will shrivel and die. He's a big fuckin bitch.
Chris: "Damn ese ur big as shit."
Blake: " I know im a Blake Wantannabe"
Jayden: " Holy fuck"
A badass on the Boston Bruins. Scores goals and then bangs your mom. Was drafted by the Phoenix Coyotes but then gave them the finger and signed with the Bruins so he could win.
When a someone views a girl who is incredibly disgusting, disease ridden, and/or obese, yet they can't help but imagine the unlucky bastard that would be able to lift those fat flaps back, often after a full bottle of tequila, and please himself between those thunder thighs, with a gentle aroma of stale mustard flooding his nostrils.