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blabbercunt 

(N): An especially loud mouthed woman whose ability to constantly talk about dick-shrinking things like art, poetry, boy bands, and chastity is so ceaseless that even while giving blow jobs, she does not stop talking, as the vocal chords in her vagina take over and begin to utter noises.
Dave: God, Mariah will not shut the fuck up. She talked my ear off last night on the phone for over five hours. All she talked about was how much she valued sex after marriage.
Tom: Well, you should have known for how much she raises her hand in class and talks about Jesus that she is a total blabbercunt.
Dave: I know, I don't think she would even be in to saddlebacking.
blabbercunt by Muff Master March 4, 2009

Blabberwonking 

Hanging your balls in another mans mouth
"Ay man, that nigga from last night, whipped his dick out and started blabberwonking me! Man, that shit was nasty!"

BLABBERTONFALL 

A guy that attracts beta males by flashing his micropenis, making the beta males alpha males automatically compared to him
person: Did you hear BLABBERTONFALL got an erection and his penis was still smaller than a 1 cent coin??

person 2: I SAW it myself,im such a alpha and he is such a beta