Bitch my ass 

When a person with a greaseball, bowl lookin haircut who gets peanut butter licked off his balls gets beat up by a sixie and then thinks he can call him his bitch

Nick: Hold my pocket bitch!
Tim: Bitch my ass, fack you!

Bitch my ass by 3rdlinegrind January 20, 2017

BITCH MY SHIT! 

Multi-purpose exclamation of surprise, dismay, congratulations; other forms include 'Shit my bitch', 'My bitch shit', 'Shit-bitch my', 'Shit in my bitching shit', 'Bitch in my shitting bitch-shit', etc.

Mary: 'Hey, I finally turned my cunt inside out...'
John: 'BITCH MY SHIT!'

BITCH MY SHIT! by BITCH MY SHIT, SHIT-BITCH April 21, 2011

Bitch my fucking ass

An insult of sarcastic origin, meant to defend yourself against rumors about you

I did not do that, bitch my fucking ass!

Bitch my fucking ass by B-b-basicb-bitch April 8, 2019

make you my bitch 

To dominate an opponent in competition. To utterly embarass another by your sheer dominance... therefore making them your bitch.

Example: I play you this week in the fantasy football playoffs... I'm gonna make you my bitch!

make you my bitch by scOK December 17, 2013

suck my bitch 

when you're drunk and you say suck my bitch dick instead of suck my dick bitch.
basically the same thing as saying suck my dick bitch but its a shit-ton funnier

oh you fucking fuzznut, suck my bitch!

suck my bitch by bitchsuckers June 5, 2018

bitch stole my fish 

The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.

(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.

(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.

bitch stole my fish by whit-tastic January 1, 2009

smack my bitch up 

Request another to inject you with Heroin or get you high. "Get me high." "Light my fire." "Shoot me up." "Smack my bitch up."

The phrase was made famous by The Prodigy. The phrase does not mean to hit your girlfriend, nor does it advocate violence toward women as it literally implies.

"Man I'm tweekin', are you holdin'?"
"You know it."
"Then smack my bitch up.

smack my bitch up by Joe Sa September 7, 2008