birthday candling

Having sex with a girl on your birthday, pulling out, cumming all over her, and then getting that followed up by an intense blowjob.

Bro, Alyssa and I were caught birthday candling, but it was great, i stuck my candle in, lit it up, and she blew me out.

by Rlvers January 12, 2011

Birthday Candle

Putting you legs over your head and blowing a load in your own face while singing "Happy Birthday to Meeee"

No body remembered Marks birthday, so he gave himself the birthday candle in celebration of surviving another lonely year.

by JT, Rob Dog and Billy September 27, 2008

Birthday Candling

Having sex loudly while your parents and sister are in the room next door.

Omg mum i think simon is birthday candling next door.

by kitkat93 December 13, 2010

Birthday Candle

sending duck pics or getting them on your birthday

Robin look at these big birthday candles

by oldman 34 February 13, 2017

dirty birthday candle

When the guy is about to cum, the girl blows the jizz as it comes out as far as she can.

at my birthday party last night, that girl dirty birthday candled me ;)

by lenda666 July 7, 2009

who pissed out your birthday candles?

only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off

britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?

by shitoutmyass April 22, 2010

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016