you get a girl with at least medium length hair... wrap your dick with it and jerk off. afterwards, you have a bird's nest.
if your girlfriend is sleeping you can rub one out with her hair and she'll wake up with a beautiful bird's nest. she will be so happy and grateful. it's a gift perfect for any occasion.
by gohn December 04, 2009
The group of tangled wires behind your home entertainment system about to start a fire and blow up your whole freakin home.
by MeGn November 02, 2003
by Digital Shaman December 20, 2003
The hairy and untamed pubic area of a male that specifically alludes to the testicles and the penis (two eggs and a bird).
by demonsentcrooks July 26, 2008
The act of one man masturbating while towering above a group of chicks, as the women wait with great excitement (open-mouthed and straining necks) and anticipation for the man to ejaculate into their mouths.
When the man does shoot his load, the women eagerly cajole with each other to get a taste of the man cream, and greedily devour the spunk as though their lives depended on it.
This emulates the way chicks in a nest anticipate the food (often worms) their mother may bring to them. Upon tasting the worms the chicks become increasingly excited and eager to get as much of the worms as possible, often fighting for the best position, and largest portion of food.
This scenario is often witnessed in porn videos, and often follows the man having vaginal or anal sex with one of the women before the women partake in the birds nesting. However, it doesn’t have to be exclusively in porn videos.
When the man does shoot his load, the women eagerly cajole with each other to get a taste of the man cream, and greedily devour the spunk as though their lives depended on it.
This emulates the way chicks in a nest anticipate the food (often worms) their mother may bring to them. Upon tasting the worms the chicks become increasingly excited and eager to get as much of the worms as possible, often fighting for the best position, and largest portion of food.
This scenario is often witnessed in porn videos, and often follows the man having vaginal or anal sex with one of the women before the women partake in the birds nesting. However, it doesn’t have to be exclusively in porn videos.
Man: “Sweetheart, my balls are as hard as rock, and waiting to blow. Why don’t you invite a couple of your girlfriends round, for a bit of birds nesting?”
Girlfriend: “I thought you’d never ask, darling.”
Girlfriend: “I thought you’d never ask, darling.”
by bob's mullet July 09, 2010
When using a public restroom, a bird nest is layering toilet paper on the seat to avoid being tainted by germs prior to sitting down.
Joel unable to control his explosive diarreah was unable to create a bird nest in time. Fortunatley for him he always keeps a spare pair of panties in his office drawer.
by Mr. Revenge May 05, 2010
Placing toilet paper around the seat of a toilet, to form a protective barrier from the germs on the seat. Mostly done in public bathrooms. Looks remarkable like a birds nest
by bobmcd123 September 11, 2007