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big wet coon 

I have a huge cock and it is big because don't wear condoms when i masturbate and it doesn't fit most sizes comfortably.
big wet coon by Fig boy December 4, 2017

big wet fart

You're disgusting.

I have to say big wet fart in here.
big wet fart by Macabitz July 15, 2021

Big wet bird 

When you lube up a bird and you put it up your butthole and wiggle it around it
Yo guys did you hear a kid just did a big wet bird.
Big wet bird by Bigpp_suckrr69420 February 23, 2023

Big Wet Beefcake

An over-weight, water logged, deceased man, with greenish-grey skin and black hair, famously seen in “The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It”.
Person 1: “Bro, did you see Big Wet Beefcake?”
Person 2: “Yeah, that face-plant was hilarious
Big Wet Beefcake by ThReelTD April 18, 2026

10 wet whistles and a big one 

When something smells so horrid that you discribe it as:
Fucking aye it smells like 10 wet whistles and a big one

big wetwillie 

when a huge 8 inch or longer penis ejaculates and the penis tip is covered in cum so you cant see the actual dick, only white gooey goodness.
My foot-long always gets big wetwillies when i tug the turkey watching Ariana Grande porn.