A phrase used to ridicule someone's stupidity, "big white mint" refers to a urinal cake. Thus "don't eat the big white mint" implies that someone is stupid enough to mistake the urinal cake for a mint and eat it.
I was on a date with this really dumbass guy, and he said he had to go to the bathroom. I said, OK, don't eat the big white mint.
by purplefeltangel July 4, 2006
Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).
Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.
by Malice1969 August 17, 2006
by Gommash December 1, 2006
by Mark Singer November 27, 2006
They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.
by JV Biff July 17, 2010
Big Dick White, or BDW, is a caucasian male who exhibits aggressive and alpha male characteristics, usually in possession of a larger than average penis which they have been shown not afraid to use.
"Big Dick White comin' through!"
by TongueToTwat February 20, 2017