When one is using the toilet and poops, the poop falls directly under the anus of the person on the toilet and the water in the toilet shoots straight into the person's anus.
by osittyo April 5, 2011
The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
by @Ericfordays September 3, 2012
After taking a shit, the person folds their penis towards their own butthole and pisses to clean any remaining poop off.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.
I took a shit and forgot I was out of toilet paper so I had to use my Irish bidet.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.
by Jessup the wise January 26, 2022
by Skinny Junior December 30, 2022
When you smear peanut butter on your chocolate starfish after pinching a loaf to entice a dog to lick it off, thus cleaning your ass.
by Milkbones August 23, 2019
A sexual act in which one person lies on the bed with a mouthful of water while the partner places their anus on top of the mouth. The partner on the bed then squirts water up at the anus, cleaning it and providing maximum pleasure
by Peter bidet February 4, 2019
When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness
“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”
by Yung_sexc_muthafuka December 31, 2022