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billboard bicycles 

Billboard Bicycles are mobile marketing / advertising vehicles. They are used in the promotion of products, services, and events. The Billboard Bicycle consists of a bicycle and a sign trailer. Billboard Bicycles are a green, affordable and effective. They allow the advertiser to pinpoint their specific market. This helps to eliminate wasted impressions. The Billboard Bicycle has been said to be one of the most effective forms of advertising on the market today.
Freekey.me, a start up website, began advertising on Billboard Bicycles and within the first week the site had over 10,000 visitors to its site.
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riding bicycles 

I am riding bicycles this month.
riding bicycles by Hotkilla December 29, 2015

Desperate Bicycles

Coolest fucking punk band ever. DIY punk at it's purest. They made weird songs that were totaly different from anything else going on. check them out that's all can say.

It was easy, It was cheap, GO AND DO IT!!!!
dude 1 - so what did you think of the desperate bicycles recordings i gave you.

dude 2 - the next day after hearing them i was so fucking inspired i learned a bunch of instruments and made my own weird songs.

Pimpin Bicycles 

1) being so incredibly fly, sexy, hott, desireable, handsome, beautiful, gorgeous, or down right delicious that you can ride any bicycle to anywhere for any distance or any amount of time wearing anything all the while still maintaining and or increasing your level of {insert above adjective}-ness.

2) having so many bicycles that all the neighborhood kids get a ride.

3) the art of personalizing your bicycle with excessive amounts of shiny things called blings.

4) Coolest song ever
Hey man, have you heard that song called "Pimpin Bicycles?"
No...*watches video*...Damn dawg I'm bout to bust out my pedaler and go dahn na block
Me too man...me too

Dude your bike looks fly as a plane!
Thanks bro, I've been pimpin bicycles all my life

Hey Chase, Ronald and Chris are out ridin your bikes again.
Its cool Jennifer, I got so many I'm pimpin bicycles.

*phone rings* "hello"
"Yo Joel! We needa get on the pedalers and cruize dahn na boulevard"
"What for man?"
"Cus we so sexy we can be pimpin bicycles!"
Pimpin Bicycles by CArcherE August 19, 2012

Bicycle Built For Pew 

This definition describes the latest in technology for both exercise and olfactory enjoyment. This newest development is actually a girls bicycle fitted with a special seat that absorbs and retains odors left on it for an indefinite period of time. Thus, the value of the bicycle increases over time, depending on the desirability of its rider and frequency of use. Upon resale, the value will have increased substantially, providing a respectable profit for its owner. A brief autobiography of the original owner may be added for additional value.
And you’ll smell sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle built for pew.

bicycle story 

When some kid is riding his bicycle and he really has to take a dump and he cant wait till he gets home so he craps his pants while riding the bike.
when a kid craps on himself while riding a bike. Thats the Bicycle Story
bicycle story by Gohanssj22 February 5, 2010

Bicycle Butt

An ass so large and with such deep ass cleavage, one could park a bicycle tire in that ass crack like one would use a regular bike stand.
Whoa, look at LaQuisha's bicycle butt ! I could park my mountain bike huge knobby front tire in that ass cleavage.
Bicycle Butt by EightBall April 21, 2014