A Betts is someone that is a true friend. You are guaranteed to pee yourself whenever they are around. If you come across a Betts make sure to stick to them like glue because you never know where they are going to take you but you wont regret their craziness. Betts is very mellow and go with the flow. They wont ever turn their back on you but be careful of their slap shots while playing Wheel-Chair Hockey. A Betts interests include listening to so/so music... Chuckin things on top of roofs... Hangin out with a Lesley ( I.E. see Lesley) & a Jenifer and drinkin Bob Marley. Betts have their own way of thinking and dressing, original through an through. Never lose touch with a Betts!
Yeah dude.. she's a total Betts!
by Elliar May 24, 2011
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(noun) Scum of the Earth; someone who uses his sleaze to attract fellow Rump Raiders such as my Prom date.

(adj.) a foul, low-life, douche-worthy, less-than-human cockbite.
(noun) Wow, I really hate that ass-clown Betts.

(adj.) Damn that kid is so mirfing annoying.
Yeah, he's a real betts.
by WaGs March 18, 2004
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Undesirable abcesses often found on the left crematium of the skull. Generally associated with bulbous head syndrome (BHS), Betts is an itchy and often scabby disease. Thought to have originated in Birmingham, UK.
d00d this Betts on my head is giving me jip ya heard? fo realz///!!1!!!
by Dingalbert Johnston III February 20, 2005
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