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Fake Betch

A person who doesn't treat you well and wants to use you ether for status or attention

Popularised by Ashton Irwin and Luke Hemmings (the drummer and the lead singer in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a tour video where they are sitting in a boat and talking about fake betches
Oh you're like a fake betch but you're still my friend
Fake Betch by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020
Related Words
A young woman who wears ugg boots, uses fake tanner, generally wears too much makeup and uses the word "Whet" frequently in conversation. Can be seen in the highest frequency at most of today's large city college campuses.
Person A: Oh my god, did you see that betch? Ooompa Loompa Ooompadity doo
Person B: I've got another Puzzle for you!

Person A: I tried to get on the green line in Boston but...
Person B: But what? Too many betches??????
Person A: ....yes
Betch by Kevin Schoonmaker February 12, 2008
betelhem, or betty is the coolest dude everrrrr. from eri trea probably. she usually wears a bun. she is always fun to be with and always had our back.
hey dude i wish i had a betelhem in my life rn
HAHA UR MISSIN OUT M8
betelhem by maiscorn_masterrrrr February 7, 2019

Betentacled 

With/containing lots of tentacles. May refer to:

- Mutant squid
- Bat-shit crazy aliens
- Japanese pornography
That Hentai's betentacled bro. Don't go there.
Betentacled by doc daneeka May 16, 2011

Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH 

Koichis stand telling koichi that it’s time to kill a thot
Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH

You Betcha 

A Minnesotan phrase used as a form of agreement, understanding, acceptance.
Person 1: "It's good to have everyone together don't you think?"
Person 2: "Oh you betcha"
You Betcha by Worksmithmaker December 4, 2015