The act of being sexually involved and gaining sexual pleasure from a non-human species. Most commonly performed with dogs, cats, and occasionally farm animals.
I was home alone and just starting to undress and rub my clit, when my dog walked in the room. I had an idea, albeit not a very new one, to commit bestiality. I walked to the kitchen and grabbed the jar of peanut butter, a knife, and scooped my little dog up. We went to the bathroom for some privacy, as the windows were open. I opened up the jar of peanut butter and slathered it all over my tits and inner thighs, then as an afterthought between my pussy lips. I sat on my feet with my legs spread and started to massage my clit. With my other hand I took a bit of peanut butter off my tit and gave it to my dog, then pull her closer. She slowly started licking my left breast, taking her time as I pounded my clit. She moved on to my right boob, then my right inner thigh, then the left. Just as I felt like I was going to cum, she started licking my sensitive folds. I let out a gasp as I came harder than I had ever before. She licked every last drop of my cum.
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by soadforlife August 20, 2009
Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses
1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.
2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!
2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!
by magicalunicornfucker December 8, 2009
You don't know what's a word to describe better than 'best' so you add 'iality' from, for instance, specialty, to promote a subject that is considered best than best. In other words it's bestiality.
"Surprise, surprise, I got you a birthday present!" Bill said enthusiastically as Gerald squirms in embarrassment.
"You're the bestiality Bill!"
"You're the bestiality Bill!"
by by a psychic child November 12, 2020
The opposite order of sexual linkage between humans and animals from bestiality; here, the animals initiate the bondage.
by G. Thomas October 5, 2006
The tendency to have sex with one's best freinds / freinds, usually due to a craving of intimacy that stems from loneliness. These actions are usually performed whilst in an intoxicated state, and are typically followed by a feelings of regret and shame.
(A comedic altering of the term 'beastiality')
(A comedic altering of the term 'beastiality')
Me: Oh that party was crazy last night!
Freind: Oh really? What happened?
Me: Someone hooked up with two of thier freinds, and they're totally regretting!
Freind: RIP. They crave bestiality.
Me: Facts
Freind: Oh really? What happened?
Me: Someone hooked up with two of thier freinds, and they're totally regretting!
Freind: RIP. They crave bestiality.
Me: Facts
by Jonah.P March 30, 2020