Benjamin Button dick

An affliction of the male genitalia that causes your penis to shrink with age.

Damn, Daniel sure has a Benjamin Button dick, doesn't he?

PATIENT: Sir, what's wrong with my penis?
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, but it seems you have a Benjamin Button dick.

by Lunda Boi March 21, 2018

Benjamin Button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

City Center21: My Dick just got hard

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Me: He Is suffering from Benjamin Button's dick

by Prime Minister McRibs December 30, 2015

benjamin button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick

by Prime Minister McRibs December 30, 2015