A young Mary-sue who is a total klutz that even if she did die in the first book you wouldn’t be surprised.
She practically lives of Edwards hair, breath, nose, mouth, eyes, sparklieness, stupidity and anything else that turns her on slightly. She has no problem with Edward her fairy oh shit I mean vampire, coming into her bedroom each night and watching her sleep. He probably jacks off as well while doing it. In the very last book she is impregnated by Edward and is newly ‘gifted’ with a half human half vampire daughter named Renesme. She prances around as a vampire after giving birth to her newly freak of a daughter who will hook up with Bella’s BFF Jacob Black who weirdly enough is a werewolf who has a conflict with Edward.
She practically lives of Edwards hair, breath, nose, mouth, eyes, sparklieness, stupidity and anything else that turns her on slightly. She has no problem with Edward her fairy oh shit I mean vampire, coming into her bedroom each night and watching her sleep. He probably jacks off as well while doing it. In the very last book she is impregnated by Edward and is newly ‘gifted’ with a half human half vampire daughter named Renesme. She prances around as a vampire after giving birth to her newly freak of a daughter who will hook up with Bella’s BFF Jacob Black who weirdly enough is a werewolf who has a conflict with Edward.
Twihard 1: OME!!! bella swan does NOT deserve Edward! I do!!!!
Twihard 2: OMJ!!! I totally agree! Ungrateful Skank! I deserve Jacob and his hot abs!
*Twihards high five*
Twihard 2: OMJ!!! I totally agree! Ungrateful Skank! I deserve Jacob and his hot abs!
*Twihards high five*
by vjhjcfldfhgkfbjglsdf March 16, 2010
It would have been sp much better if James would have killed her..
bella swan is just as boring as edward they belong together.
bella swan is just as boring as edward they belong together.
by All knowing Teen January 04, 2009
by Narita Sandhu September 18, 2006
a stupid slut who is way out of her league and doesn't deserve Jacob, even though she breaks his heart. i personally wish Victoria just slaughtered her.
by Twilight is my religion x3 March 23, 2008
The personification of Stephanie Meyer as written by herself if she was as popular and perfect, as she wishes she had been in high school.
Essentially perfect and lacking any sort of flaws or personality, as to make her easier for teen girls to identify with, though, in reality, it just makes teen girls focus more on Edward Cullen, driving the popularity of a shitty book even higher.
Essentially perfect and lacking any sort of flaws or personality, as to make her easier for teen girls to identify with, though, in reality, it just makes teen girls focus more on Edward Cullen, driving the popularity of a shitty book even higher.
"Bella Swan? Isn't that the girl who hangs around Edward all the time?" "Who cares, Edward is there."
by Trast December 25, 2008
The main character in the Twilight saga, AKA he most annoying bitch in popular English literature. She's whiney, shallow, has a superiority complex, and is a necrophiliac.
She's also a Mary Sue that most people love anyway.
She's also a Mary Sue that most people love anyway.
Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan!
Sane Person: Why? You want to be a shallow, two-faced bitch?
Sane Person: Why? You want to be a shallow, two-faced bitch?
by JadeHeartOfFire March 22, 2009
a whiny, spoiled, bitchy, self-centered character in the Twilight series. Ends up with Edward. Has no real personality except for the fact that she cant walk in a straight line and loves fucking Edward Cullen. Is the girl most girls (and some boys) want to be only because she screws Edward.
BellaWannabe: "OHMYGOD! I LOVE EDWARD! I WISH I WAS BELLA SWAN!
SmartPerson: "You want to be a klutzy whiny bitch?"
SmartPerson: "You want to be a klutzy whiny bitch?"
by BellaIsABitch June 04, 2009