by jigglz96 November 3, 2010
The act of getting your ass beat into a nasty, messy, catastrophically bloody pulp by a true Philadelphian. It is actually a painful honor of sorts; if you're gonna get your ass beat, it might as well be done by someone who can do it right.
Jim: Yo, I woke up with two black eyes, a broken arm, and like half my face missing... WTF happened last night?
Bob: Dude, you're lucky you woke up at all. You were face wasted and started mouthin' off at this girl from PA. She had enough of you at one point and gave your ass a real, gritty Philly Beatdown.
Jimbo: Oh... a Philly Beatdown's what happened... no wonder I CRS!!!
Bob: Dude, you're lucky you woke up at all. You were face wasted and started mouthin' off at this girl from PA. She had enough of you at one point and gave your ass a real, gritty Philly Beatdown.
Jimbo: Oh... a Philly Beatdown's what happened... no wonder I CRS!!!
by Autumn Batman McGarity August 15, 2010
when the principal, vice-principal, counsellor and librarian take turns talking about the student's emotions and issues then after 15 minutes have passed they started disciplining the child according to the sins they committed.
by jizhe September 26, 2019
by masterbrad August 17, 2010
When you're beating / winning against your opponent so hard and easily, that it becomes an epic fail for him
by Snusfinder General November 25, 2010
My girlfriend gave me a Beatdown in Meattown last night. I was like, 'FUCK YEAH BEATDOWN IN MEATTOWN' and she looked really confused
by Mr. Hogo May 24, 2011
The act of hitting a prostitute in the back of the head with a sock full of quarters. Named after the U.S. President who graces the quarter.
by McObvious October 2, 2011