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bearded axe wound 

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.
bearded axe wound by trevor March 9, 2003

Bearded Axe Wound 

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."
Bearded Axe Wound by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009

Bearded Axe Wound 

Another name for a nasty lookin vagina.
Look at the nasty bearded axe wound.
Bearded Axe Wound by Eric Beckett October 23, 2007

Bearded axe wound 

Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.
Bearded axe wound by Corrie McNulty October 18, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026