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bearded axe wound 

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.
bearded axe wound by trevor March 9, 2003

Bearded Axe Wound 

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."
Bearded Axe Wound by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009

Bearded Axe Wound 

Another name for a nasty lookin vagina.
Look at the nasty bearded axe wound.
Bearded Axe Wound by Eric Beckett October 23, 2007

Bearded axe wound 

Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.
Bearded axe wound by Corrie McNulty October 18, 2008
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026