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bearded axe wound 

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.
bearded axe wound by trevor March 9, 2003

Bearded Axe Wound 

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."
Bearded Axe Wound by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009

Bearded Axe Wound 

Another name for a nasty lookin vagina.
Look at the nasty bearded axe wound.
Bearded Axe Wound by Eric Beckett October 23, 2007

Bearded axe wound 

Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.
Bearded axe wound by Corrie McNulty October 18, 2008

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026