bearded axe wound 

A fun word for the unshaven female genitalia.

That Hannah girl has one gaping bearded axe wound. Okay, it's not bearded, but boy is it gaping!

bearded axe wound by Gin Shampoo December 31, 2006

bearded axe wound 

a furry snatch

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.

bearded axe wound by trevor March 9, 2003

Bearded Axe Wound 

Another name for a vagina

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."

Bearded Axe Wound by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009

Bearded Axe Wound 

Another name for a nasty lookin vagina.

Look at the nasty bearded axe wound.

Bearded Axe Wound by Eric Beckett October 23, 2007

Bearded axe wound 

A bloody, furry, vagina.

Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.

Bearded axe wound by Corrie McNulty October 18, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019