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A fun word for the unshaven female genitalia.

That Hannah girl has one gaping bearded axe wound. Okay, it's not bearded, but boy is it gaping!

bearded axe wound by Gin Shampoo December 31, 2006

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bearded axe wound

a furry snatch

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.

bearded axe wound by trevor March 9, 2003

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Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a vagina

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."

Bearded Axe Wound by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009

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Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a nasty lookin vagina.

Look at the nasty bearded axe wound.

Bearded Axe Wound by Eric Beckett October 23, 2007

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Bearded axe wound

A bloody, furry, vagina.

Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.

Bearded axe wound by Corrie McNulty October 18, 2008

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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