Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.
Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.
by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011
A pet name that you might call a boy/girl friend.
A person you want to spend the rest of your life with.
A person you want to spend the rest of your life with.
by Koala Bears April 01, 2010
Another form of calling a sexy girl, a sweet name. Instead of calling her a typical, common name such as, baby, honey, sweetie, you call her "honey bear", because its different, uncommon and very sweet.
Word comes from the bottle of honey thats shaped like a bear, that is seen in restaurants, such as Perkins. Which can be played around with while waiting for your food.
Word comes from the bottle of honey thats shaped like a bear, that is seen in restaurants, such as Perkins. Which can be played around with while waiting for your food.
Elina: hey baby, how you doing?
Igi: mmm very good, my honey bear
Elina: awwh you are so sweet to me
Igi: mmm very good, my honey bear
Elina: awwh you are so sweet to me
by igi September 15, 2009
by honey_.bear December 19, 2021
by Coffeemakesmehappy December 10, 2004
Bear: "I'm sorry, I can't date you, you're a twink."
Twink: "Oh, I didn't realize that you were one of those honey bears, happy hunting, WOOF!"
Twink: "Oh, I didn't realize that you were one of those honey bears, happy hunting, WOOF!"
by Shaunthecub October 25, 2006
by wAsTe October 30, 2003