bosom bear

Classier sounding version of booty bear.

Gurl he ain't just a booty bear, he's a bosom bear.

Bro my gurl is THE bosom bear.

by Juwish December 28, 2013

fancy bear

A larger gay man that is hairy that dresses up or attends a classy/ fancy event.

He is a fancy bear tonight

by onlyme1212 December 19, 2013

Bears in the road

A dumb ass thing emery said when he was watching a Irish motorcycle race in mr chestivstines class.

Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched

by the big snutch March 25, 2021

Poopy Mama Bear

Single mom in her 30s that wears glasses and has her hair in a bun. She may have let her herself go but still tries to act sexy to attract a man.

The poopy mama bear was licking a lollipop hoping the guy in the bread aisle would notice.

by DeadGokuJokes November 10, 2018

Alaskan Bear Hug

The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.

I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.

by TheReplicator March 29, 2022

Poke the Bear

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated

(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
~~~
"Don't poke the bear!"

by funguslordlaw December 3, 2021

fluffy bear

This is a flexible word. It can be:

-an adjective; meaning bad, lame, stupid

OR

-a noun; a person or thing resembling undesirable traits

1. Did you just see that new Madonna music video? It was definitely fluffy bear.

2. Mrs. fgtbear gave us 2 more pages of homework? WHAT A DAMN FLUFFY BEAR.

by tehaznpersuazn June 11, 2009