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Bean Ass

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).
Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.
by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015
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bake bean nose ass

a person who just got FUCKING roasted.
get yo bake bean nose ass out of here boiiii.
by CosmicEye July 4, 2016
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Bean Login Ass

Dhevan, the person you use the term directly to. Can be used as a joke towards his Tech Support habits, or to his Bean like skin complexion
by Large fagbo May 27, 2018
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IMA BEAN YO ASS

When your pleaying a vidio game wid da bois and you bouta kill em
BOB: ima bean yo ass
Chris: oh shit
by ima bean yo ass May 14, 2020
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tiny ass string bean

usually referring to a tall and incredibly skinny male with a lack of butt.
That grant sure is a tiny ass string bean.
by buttkissin2k14 January 4, 2015
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baked bean asserole

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!
Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole
by Oddie Fisher January 7, 2023
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Alex: " Why are you so mean to Miranda?"
Greg: " Because everyday is 'National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day'"
by Greg Philipeno August 2, 2011
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